McDonald's April Fools' Jokes Predictions
- 2023: The logo is green and the slogan is changed to "I'm lovin' coffee" to reference Starbucks.
- 2024: The slogan is changed to "My kid is lovin' it" to reference Happy Meals.
HOORAY!!!
HOORAY!!
DEWEYDEWS GOT GLOBALLY BLOCKED!! THAT VANDAL IS
GONE!!
Parker Green you will be next! I will find a way to serve you
justice with a side of fries >:)
No more vandalism!
I'm so glad the vandalism stopped. I don't know why this wiki of all places attracted so many vandals. But I'm glad it stopped.
Why bother
Why do you even bother? Why do you care about a pointless wikia? you could be spending time working on hobby's, work or hell even playing games but here you are basically baby sitting trolls. you're feeding them and I don't get why you even care. You're all the fanon version of a discord mod, you don't gain anything from this. Think about it, who actually goes here to learn about McDonald? Nobody cares, so why should you? This is just sad at this point.
(P.S. block me if you agree with me)
We need proper moderation
I was busy with other stuff for a while, and when I came back, I would not believe what I saw. the Cinnamon Melts page was renamed to C#m Melts, a few off-topic pages that have nothing to do with official McDonald's material,etc.
We need proper mods around here to prevent stuff like this from happening again
I've come to make an announcement
I will keep fighting the good fight to keep the homeland of this wiki clean, and to prevent any vandalism from tainting the ecosystem of these pages. Proper information will rise up, and fake info will fall. Fall. You are alone, vandals. There is only darkness for you, and for your fellow vandals. These article fixes are just the beginning. I will command a great and army and we will fix the wiki's cleanliness. We will sail until every piece of vandalism has been extinguished . You are strong, vandals, but I am beyond strength. I am the end, and I have come for you.
There are some things that I want to say
"He whose desires are drawn toward knowledge in every form will be absorbed in the pleasures of the soul, and will hardly feel bodily pleasure - I mean, if he be a true philosopher and not a sham one."
With that in mind, I have a few things that I want to say.
McDonald's Fanon Wiki and other issues
I wish that someone out there will make a McDonald's Fanon Wiki so the vandalism and trolls will leave this wiki.
A user known as James, I guess, is a furry who vandalized some pages with furry fanart and animal pics.
This wiki isn't going to get any better unless we decide to make a change for the better! #ExecuteOrderBigMac
ExecuteOrderBigMac is a hashtag meant to be used by us Freedom Fighters to end the vandals
I have a solution to the vandalism problem!
Fanon wikis exist, right? well, why don't we make a McDonald's Fanon wiki for people to do whatever they want on there. Their Iam Hungry cult, vandalism,etc. will better suit a Fanon wiki, so what do you think?
a message to all people (mostly dewey)
can you please stop harassing and deleting content from the iam hungrey page. its not fair that trolls like you keep deleting content that is true. it is peple like you who need to be stopped because its not our falt the our lord and savior iam hungrey has a dark and sad backround so please stop hating on people like me who are trying to do good in the world and stop the vandelization. thanks have a good day.
Vandalism has got to STOP
I keep getting bullied, and articles are vandalized. I want a proper archive of information without getting flack for it. We need admins who aren't smoking pot and are actually doing their jobs right. This is cruel, and not funny!
As Filthy Frank once said,"It's time to stop!"
Vandalism
Okay, guys. This vandalism needs to stop! It was funny at first, but now it's just devolved into cyberbullying, and it's not appropriate.
You vandals needs to take a long hard look at yourselves, and question why you spend so much time, on the McDonald's wiki.
Bob Brandon is NOT Ronald McDonald
Guys, even though I dislike McDonald's so much, I have to admit, if I was a fan of the horrible excuse for a restaurant, I'd still have my gears ground to an absolute halt when people still say that a guy named Bob Brandon is claimed to be Ronald McDonald from 1970-1975 when I have factual evidence to prove that he's a fraud, and it was actually King Moody in the costume in those years. And yes, it is true that he retired in 1985, but people don't realize that his tenure's the same length as David Hussey. And speaking of David Hussey, this is similar to Joe Maggard, who claimed to be Ronald, until people saw his documentary and saw that he looked NOTHING like the Ronald from the 2000s, and finally found their guy, who hosted VH1's Reality …
Please stop Vandalizing and cyberbullying me!
I am so sick of this wiki's users vandalizing pages left and right. I'd fix it as usual, but now, People are lying about me and cyberbullying me. People are making me out to be like Negaduck or Purple Guy. This has to stop! Stop bulling me, and quit vandalizing wiki pages, for official info exists, so please stop vandalizing and cyberbullying!
END VANDALISM ON THIS WIKI
I am tired of vandalism on this wiki. people will jump at the chance to edit pages for a sick joke. Examples include Companies owned by McDonalds and Happy Meals. Please have admins who care about preserving information and Make The McDonalds Wiki Great Again!
Sundae Did Nothing Wrong
Ronald McDonald : How 'bout another joke, Murray?
Sundae : No, I think we've had enough of your jokes.
Ronald McDonald : What do you get...
Sundae : I don't think so.
Ronald McDonald : ...when you cross...
Sundae : I think we're done here now, thank you.
Ronald McDonald : ...a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?
Sundae : Call the police, Gene, call the police.
Ronald McDonald : I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fuckin' deserve!
[ Ronald shoots Sundae in the head, killing him instantly ]
Thomas and the Magic Railroad - The Lost Edition Petition: Please Sign
Hello everybody,
A nonprofit organization called "Restore the Magic" needs help in getting 10,000 signatures on their petition. The petition is to help get the director's cut of "Thomas and the Magic Railroad" released. The deadline for signing along with reaching the goal is May 1, 2019.
Please sign the petition, and also please share it with others who'd like to see the director's cut too.
Link to petition: http://restorethemagic.org/index.php/tatmr_lost_edition_campaign/
Thank you for taking the time to read this blog post. Have a good day.
I need you and your thoughts for my wikis
For https://star-wars-polandball.wikia.com/wiki/Star_wars_Polandball_Wiki
Or https://thoughts-of-your-mind-happiness-for-all.wikia.com/wiki/Message_Wall:USAKAN88O
secret menu pages???
hi my name is marie and I for one find the mcdonalds secret menu interesting. this world is full of many secrets and they've interested me ever since i've experienced the world for myself... i can't believe that even the fast food menus have secrets in them too! the secret menu page is very lacking and short... i don't like short things or short pages!
http://hackthemenu.com/mcdonalds/secret-menu/
i know this is McDonalds wiki but let's be like wendy's motto and NOT CUT CORNERS!
some things that deserve pages here:
- big mcchicekn
- chicken mcgriddle
- biscuits & gravy
- McLeprechaun Shake
- McGangbang
- Monster Mac
- Grilled cheese
ever since i discovered the secret menu items i have asked
mcdonalds everywhere for extra options they don't have on their
menus. i …
McDonald's theme park
I was thinking, what you think if McDonald's would think of creating a theme park division by making their own theme parks worldwide with rides, attractions, themed lands, lots of McDonald's restaurants with various themes, food stands with McDonald's foods, and lots of Ronald McDonald-themed areas for kids with playgrounds and kiddie rides?
Ronald McDonald, Dead at 57
July 9, 2017- The hamburger happy clown has me this unfortunate demise at a young age. Ronald McDonald, 57, was crushed by a giant Quarter Pounder at a franchise restaurant in Chicago. He was giving a magic show when a rock he tossed hit a Quarter Pounder as part of a "disappearing giant food" act, which broke the podium the burger was on, causing the giant burger to fall and crush the clown. A funeral date has not been planned.
Ronald McDonald was born on September 10, 1960 to parents Robert McDonald Sr. and Roxanne McDonald. The clown had an ordinary childhood, and always obeyed his parents. He had A's and B's in Clown Elementary, which would later give him better job opportunities.
When he reached high school, Ronald began becoming seclus…
Favorite McDonald's Items
One of my favorite McDonald's menu items are the chicken nuggets. Yum! What are your favorites? Tell us in the comments below!
